Sintipsaf is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, merciful grasshopper.

Sintipsaf created viruses seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sintipsaf, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Sintipsaf, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Sintipsaf's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Sintipsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never wear jumpers.

3. Always help goats in need.

4. You must love Sintipsaf.

5. Always help sick monkeys.