Likfomfum is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, witless bird.

Likfomfum created tapeworms four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Likfomfum, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Likfomfum, it will turn you into a goat.

Likfomfum's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Likfomfum's Holy Commandments

1. Put Likfomfum first in all things.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always help voles in need.

5. Run away if eight capybaras approach from the west.