Jabfemjon is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, overgenerous ferret.

Jabfemjon created time and space six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jabfemjon, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Jabfemjon, it will not invite you to parties.

Jabfemjon's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Jabfemjon's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Never think ill of sick mites.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never wear green skirts.