Xucbissbod is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, conceited penguin.

Xucbissbod created viruses six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xucbissbod, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Xucbissbod, she will turn you into a duck.

Xucbissbod's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Xucbissbod's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine moths approach from the east.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Feed all hungry great tits.