Zagdidjap is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, resourceful wyvern.

Zagdidjap created vertebrates seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zagdidjap, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Zagdidjap, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Zagdidjap's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Zagdidjap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Always look after injured eagles.

4. Always wear white.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.