Tonkvonkdut is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ruthless snail.

Tonkvonkdut created the Sombrero Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonkvonkdut, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tonkvonkdut, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Tonkvonkdut's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Tonkvonkdut's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never pour water over plants.