Tonkbopbitbass is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, wise yak.

Tonkbopbitbass created an up quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonkbopbitbass, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tonkbopbitbass, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Tonkbopbitbass' most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Tonkbopbitbass' Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat lemons.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not take Tonkbopbitbass' name in vain.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.