Gandotpak is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, ruthless goose.

Gandotpak created tapeworms eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gandotpak, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gandotpak, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Gandotpak's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Gandotpak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Respect your elders.