Zedlarplist Bestkombast is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, egotistical chinchilla.

Zedlarplist Bestkombast created a Higgs boson five billion years ago.

If you believe in Zedlarplist Bestkombast, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zedlarplist Bestkombast, he will turn you into a rock.

Zedlarplist Bestkombast's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Zedlarplist Bestkombast's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Never eat pineapples.

3. Always look after injured otters.

4. Retreat if three capybaras approach from the north.

5. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.