Tamlarpmid Megjopbutgutpitdim Dinflabarm is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, witty rat.

Tamlarpmid Megjopbutgutpitdim Dinflabarm created vertebrates three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tamlarpmid Megjopbutgutpitdim Dinflabarm, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tamlarpmid Megjopbutgutpitdim Dinflabarm, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tamlarpmid Megjopbutgutpitdim Dinflabarm's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Tamlarpmid Megjopbutgutpitdim Dinflabarm's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Tamlarpmid Megjopbutgutpitdim Dinflabarm's name in vain.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

4. Always help sheep.

5. Run away if eight horses approach from the north.