Nabbopditmistitgepkom is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, omnipotent hyena.

Nabbopditmistitgepkom created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabbopditmistitgepkom, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nabbopditmistitgepkom, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Nabbopditmistitgepkom's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Nabbopditmistitgepkom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always look after injured birds.