Bafdabzig is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, narcissistic scorpion.

Bafdabzig created the Sol system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bafdabzig, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bafdabzig, she will think nothing of it.

Bafdabzig's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Bafdabzig's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bafdabzig seven times a day.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.