Yarl is a god.
She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, generous
eagle.
Yarl created time and space five million years ago.
If you believe in
Yarl, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Yarl, she will manifest in front of you.
Yarl's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.
Yarl's Holy Commandments1. Pray towards the east.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. Always stare at clouds.
4. Do not kill foxes.
5. Never feed strawberries to sharks while wearing blue scarves.