Lagbagdin is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, egotistical yak.

Lagbagdin created gold nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lagbagdin, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Lagbagdin, it will be very sad.

Lagbagdin's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Lagbagdin's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry ducks.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Run away if five doves approach from the east.