Sogpogquart is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, wise ferret.

Sogpogquart created the planet Earth two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sogpogquart, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sogpogquart, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Sogpogquart's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Sogpogquart's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear yellow.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

4. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

5. Put Sogpogquart first in all things.