Veghotgamvab is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, smart shrew.

Veghotgamvab created vertebrates eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Veghotgamvab, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Veghotgamvab, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Veghotgamvab's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Veghotgamvab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Veghotgamvab.