Tettitailhad is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, moody hyena.

Tettitailhad created a Higgs boson nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tettitailhad, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tettitailhad, he will turn you into a duck.

Tettitailhad's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Tettitailhad's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not eat lentils.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.