Mondobman is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, selfish ferret.

Mondobman created snails eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mondobman, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mondobman, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Mondobman's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Mondobman's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.