Nutjamdadtit Hubhivrig is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, humorless butterfly.

Nutjamdadtit Hubhivrig created energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nutjamdadtit Hubhivrig, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nutjamdadtit Hubhivrig, it will send minions to preach to you.

Nutjamdadtit Hubhivrig's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Nutjamdadtit Hubhivrig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help aardvarks.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nutjamdadtit Hubhivrig.