Gubtimgil is a god.

He takes the form of a small, self-assured duck.

Gubtimgil created the Small Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Gubtimgil, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gubtimgil, he will cry a lot.

Gubtimgil's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Gubtimgil's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Gubtimgil loves bats, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Worship no other gods but Gubtimgil.