Tipyimsat is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, intelligent chicken.

Tipyimsat created vertebrates six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tipyimsat, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tipyimsat, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Tipyimsat's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Tipyimsat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about figs.

2. Do not take Tipyimsat's name in vain.

3. Always help manatees.

4. Always wear turquoise.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.