Panfligben is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, unthoughtful cat.

Panfligben created the solar system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Panfligben, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Panfligben, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Panfligben's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Panfligben's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Panfligben.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not take Panfligben's name in vain.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never pour water over plants.