Vantanhan is a god.

She takes the form of a large, annoying crocodile.

Vantanhan created the planet Saturn three billion years ago.

If you believe in Vantanhan, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vantanhan, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Vantanhan's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Vantanhan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about turnips.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Vantanhan must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never wear brown corsets.

5. Always take life seriously.