Timsadgam is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, effective naga.

Timsadgam created the planet Saturn eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Timsadgam, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Timsadgam, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Timsadgam's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Timsadgam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Retreat if four bats approach from the west.

3. You must never eat peas.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never think about cell theory.