Bestyamkin is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, all-knowing fly.

Bestyamkin created the planet Mars six million years ago.

If you believe in Bestyamkin, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Bestyamkin, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bestyamkin's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Bestyamkin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Bestyamkin must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Erect three nickel sculptures of Bestyamkin on top of important buildings.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.