Sandvanbim is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, annoying dragonfly.

Sandvanbim created Africa three million years ago.

If you believe in Sandvanbim, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sandvanbim, he will strike you with lightening.

Sandvanbim's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Sandvanbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.