Nillwikgem is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, compassionate lion.

Nillwikgem created dark matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillwikgem, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nillwikgem, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Nillwikgem's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Nillwikgem's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Run away if eight turtles approach from the west.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always help cats in need.

5. Nillwikgem loves sheep, so they must be respected.