Map Kamcitrattit is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, prudent bear.

Map Kamcitrattit created an electron five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Map Kamcitrattit, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Map Kamcitrattit, he will strike you with lightening.

Map Kamcitrattit's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Map Kamcitrattit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Always help sick porpoises.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.