Bonmegkim is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, temperamental turtle.

Bonmegkim created the Whirlpool Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonmegkim, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bonmegkim, he will turn you into a goat.

Bonmegkim's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Bonmegkim's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat figs.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Bonmegkim loves cats, so they must be honoured.

4. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never think about nebulae.