Yattpibfon is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, loving hedgehog.

Yattpibfon created tapeworms six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattpibfon, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yattpibfon, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Yattpibfon's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Yattpibfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt snakes.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never wear yellow shoes.

4. Retreat if seven birds approach from the east.

5. Never paint your hands cyan.