Dumwadpidminbondin is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, prudent hyena.

Dumwadpidminbondin created snails three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dumwadpidminbondin, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dumwadpidminbondin, she will turn you into a plant.

Dumwadpidminbondin's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Dumwadpidminbondin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Run away from purple horses, for they are unholy.

5. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.