Fliggidgil is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, vain squirrel.

Fliggidgil created the Black Eye Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fliggidgil, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fliggidgil, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Fliggidgil's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Fliggidgil's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Never bounce near moths.

3. Never paint your back brown.

4. Always wear turquoise.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fliggidgil.