Ladbellhab is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, strong crocodile.

Ladbellhab created the planet Jupiter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ladbellhab, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Ladbellhab, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ladbellhab's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Ladbellhab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Ladbellhab must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.