Gup is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unthoughtful lion.

Gup created snails three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gup, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gup, she will ignore you.

Gup's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Gup's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Feed all hungry manatees.

5. Do not dye your hair magenta.