Rulmabgep is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, all-knowing pig.

Rulmabgep created the Tadpole Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulmabgep, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rulmabgep, he will destroy your home solar system.

Rulmabgep's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Rulmabgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never go into violet rooms.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always look after injured dogs.

5. Rulmabgep loves snakes, so they must be respected.