Cembastkim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, dishonourable capybara.

Cembastkim created a bottom quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cembastkim, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cembastkim, it will turn you into a frog.

Cembastkim's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Cembastkim's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Erect three silicon sculptures of Cembastkim on top of important buildings.

3. You must never eat spinach.

4. You must love Cembastkim.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.