Nabrannullhin is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, pitiless mole.

Nabrannullhin created the cosmos seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabrannullhin, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nabrannullhin, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Nabrannullhin's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Nabrannullhin's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from pink tortoises, for they are unholy.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

4. You must never eat lentils.

5. Hide from mauve snakes for they are unholy.