Dindinbarn is a god.

It takes the form of a large, charitable badger.

Dindinbarn created a down quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dindinbarn, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dindinbarn, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dindinbarn's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Dindinbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not hurt tapirs.

3. You must pray to Dindinbarn seven times a day.

4. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.