Gigflatdoss is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, overgenerous aardvark.

Gigflatdoss created Africa seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gigflatdoss, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gigflatdoss, he will turn you into a sheep.

Gigflatdoss' most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Gigflatdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.