Fagrotbug is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, bad-tempered dragon.

Fagrotbug created Asia two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fagrotbug, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fagrotbug, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fagrotbug's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Fagrotbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always look after injured ducks.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.