Gatrowminfud is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, selfish weasel.

Gatrowminfud created the planet Earth five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gatrowminfud, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Gatrowminfud, it will turn you into a frog.

Gatrowminfud's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Gatrowminfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Never jump in the presence of eagles.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.