Metrawkar is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, staggering swan.

Metrawkar created the Sombrero Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Metrawkar, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Metrawkar, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Metrawkar's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Metrawkar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always help grasshopers in need.

3. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Feed all hungry squirrels.
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