Begxensagmat is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely small, thoughtless
wren.
Begxensagmat created a quark four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Begxensagmat, she will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Begxensagmat, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.
Begxensagmat's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.
Begxensagmat's Holy Commandments1. Never paint your hands purple.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Do not fashion models of living things.
5. Begxensagmat loves ants, so they must be respected.