Hun is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, vain faun.

Hun created life six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hun, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hun, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Hun's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Hun's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine copper sculptures of Hun on top of important buildings.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about fire.