Tonfabbiss is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, clever goose.

Tonfabbiss created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tonfabbiss, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tonfabbiss, she will have a low opinion of you.

Tonfabbiss' most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Tonfabbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Never eat figs.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.