Ladspaglig is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, able ferret.

Ladspaglig created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Ladspaglig, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ladspaglig, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Ladspaglig's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Ladspaglig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Do not drink water in red rooms.

3. Never feed carrots to bats while wearing magenta shirts.

4. You must love Ladspaglig.

5. Put Ladspaglig first in all things.
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