Bat is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, moody squirrel.

Bat created the Sunflower Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bat, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bat, she will turn you into a frog.

Bat's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Bat's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt tapirs.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not chop down trees.