Wodwapquagfubtaptofyar is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, confident goose.

Wodwapquagfubtaptofyar created a top quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodwapquagfubtaptofyar, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wodwapquagfubtaptofyar, she will try to impress you with trees.

Wodwapquagfubtaptofyar's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Wodwapquagfubtaptofyar's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wodwapquagfubtaptofyar.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Never jump near badgers.

5. You must pray to Wodwapquagfubtaptofyar seven times a day.