Tettilistzak Narpinfly is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, clever sheep.

Tettilistzak Narpinfly created the planet Earth six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tettilistzak Narpinfly, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tettilistzak Narpinfly, he will jump up and down on your head.

Tettilistzak Narpinfly's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Tettilistzak Narpinfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of moths.

2. Feed all hungry pigs.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tettilistzak Narpinfly.

5. Always obey Tettilistzak Narpinfly's priests.