Gamfothap is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, able hydra.

Gamfothap created the Sol system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gamfothap, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Gamfothap, she will send you a sign.

Gamfothap's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Gamfothap's Holy Commandments

1. Put Gamfothap first in all things.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always help aardvarks in need.

5. Never eat bark.